by (Philipp Götze)
chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm
…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain. He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.
Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?
Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
I NEED TO BEFRIEND THESE PEOPLE
I found something in the goblin cave…
This moment. THIS is one of the most emotional scenes in the entire movie for me. It’s when Bilbo killed an innocent creature in order to get the Ring, his precious, back. The creature in Mirkwood did not come out of its hiding to take the Ring from Bilbo. It was waking up and going about its business and happened to tread over the One Ring. Bilbo showed no mercy and killed the created in cold blood, only to realise afterwards what he had done. Although hobbits are very resilient to its evil, it will not leave them unaffected. Knowing that it eventually will be passed down to Frodo and corrupt his heart, well it breaks me.
fight club (1999)
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
I thought you meant testicles.