by (Philipp Götze)

theirtinywings:

samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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Nirvana Ask!
Love Buzz: Do you like anyone?
Negative Creep: What do you do when you feel bad?
Paper Cuts: What was your worst nightmare like?
All Apologies: When something bothers you, do you talk about it or just swallow it?
Dumb: Any awkward moments you'd like to share?
Heart-Shaped Box: Describe your last (or current) relationship.
Pennyroyal Tea: What annoys you about other people?
Rape Me: What do you think about our society?
Sliver: Describe the relationship you have with your parents.
Breed: If you had a crush on someone, would you have enough courage to tell them?
Come As You Are: Do you rather like people like you or people different from you?
Drain You: Do you have siblings? Do you get along with them?
In Bloom: Your first favorite band?
Lithium: What's your opinion on drugs? Do you do them? If not, would you like to try?
Lounge Act: Do you get jealous easily?
Smells Like Teen Spirit: What is more important to you, the lyrics or the melody of a song?
Territorial Pissings: Do you get pissed easily?

500daysofuglysobbing:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

I NEED TO BEFRIEND THESE PEOPLE 

johnlockedness:

mikroeinaitomatisou:

I found something in the goblin cave…

MINE

This moment. THIS is one of the most emotional scenes in the entire movie for me. It’s when Bilbo killed an innocent creature in order to get the Ring, his precious, back. The creature in Mirkwood did not come out of its hiding to take the Ring from Bilbo. It was waking up and going about its business and happened to tread over the One Ring. Bilbo showed no mercy and killed the created in cold blood, only to realise afterwards what he had done. Although hobbits are very resilient to its evil, it will not leave them unaffected. Knowing that it eventually will be passed down to Frodo and corrupt his heart, well it breaks me. 

The [Marvel Cinematic Universe] films are purposefully designed to appeal to newcomers. I’m guessing that the vast majority of people who love Iron Man have never read an Iron Man comic book. (Side note: Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man is much cooler than pretty much any comic book version of Iron Man.) But speaking as someone who grew up devouring comic books, part of what makes the Marvel Studios films so fun is how they freely pull from several decades of comic book history in composing their big-screen world.

La Dispute - First Reactions After Falling Through The Ice

La Dispute - First Reactions After Falling Through The Ice

mfjr:

fight club (1999)

mfjr:

fight club (1999)

I’m jealous of the stars because they see you more than I can.
(via jennayliu)

cakinginthedark:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

I thought you meant testicles.

yigers:


animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks


but drinking cough syrup
when you didn’t have a cough
is ironic.
because in reality you’re
sicker than you thought.

but drinking cough syrup

when you didn’t have a cough

is ironic.

because in reality you’re

sicker than you thought.