tainteddreamer89:

corinaisprettycool:

she looks like she’s gonna kill the h8rz

I love her

"What is up with Giving Tree here?”

torch-dick:

kingoftwilightrealm:

g-dragons-ass:

So my boyfriend got me this today and omg omg it’s so awesome!!!!

I want this with all my being

you lucky s.o.b

It isn’t that I don’t enjoy talking to people, I just hate small talk. I don’t want to talk about your holiday plans or your body clock or your bowel movements. I don’t care. Pretending to care drains me. I want to know what keeps you up at night.
Benedict Smith, Incarnadine (via unabashinglyme)

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

is it free
every student ever when offered something (via timeturner)

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

"I prefer being a good boy in certain situations and a bad boy in others." Tom Hiddleston

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME